"A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard."

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And then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.

— Terry Pratchett