"You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam."

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I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.

— Michael Ian Black