"In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken."

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

— Mark Twain