"It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy."

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I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon