"Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books." "Ah, so I did."

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The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shutup, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it."

— Patrick Ness