Patton Oswalt Quotes | If you hit a midget on the head with a stick,...

"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."

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It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.

— Elizabeth Bowen

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I tend to over-analyse things. I'm not the type of person to flip a coin and let things happen.

— Emily Browning

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