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"Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight."

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Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do

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There are hundreds of thousands of kids walking around with a sleeping monster inside them.

— Mackenzie Phillips

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