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— Phyllis Diller"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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I took cooking classes when I was younger; girls weren't interested in me, and I thought I may be alone for the rest of my life.
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It's about getting the kids up and fed, getting one to school, getting the other down for a nap, going to the grocery store, picking one up from school, getting the other one down for another nap, cooking dinner... I live my life at these two extremes. I'm either a full-time stay-at-home mom or a full-time actress.
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