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"My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide."

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Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

— Milton Berle

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