"They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought."

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I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like, while the police picked up Californian winnebagos that went one mph over 55. After all, they wanted to bring money into the state, not merely circulate it.

— Terry Pratchett