"Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional."

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'Liar' is just as ugly a word as 'thief,' because it implies the presence of just as ugly a sin in one case as in the other. If a man lies under oath or procures the lie of another under oath, if he perjures himself or suborns perjury, he is guilty under the statute law.

— Theodore Roosevelt