"I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!"

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You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared for hide, . . . a hog from Epicurus' herd. [Lat., Me pinguem et nitidum bene curata cute vises, . . . Epicuri de grege porcum.]

— Horace