"I know it’s been 15 years since the Bills made the playoffs. Well get ready, man, we’re going. We are going."

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I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.

— Emo Philips