"Unfortunately, my love life is nil. I'm working too much - but I would like to settle down at some point."

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A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

— Henny Youngman