"Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can."

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One can never be sure,” the Green Wind sighed. “There is always the danger of kisses where sleeping maids are concerned. But you are safe now, and for awhile yet, and why worry about a thing that may never come to pass? Do not ruin today with mourning tomorrow.

— Catherynne M. Valente