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"I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!"

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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

— Steven Wright

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For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.

— Don Marquis

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