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Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
— Janet Evanovich
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What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox set up there. The family is there, and there would be brand new Star Wars Lego sets so my seven-year-old and four-year-old would be the happiest people on earth. My wife could get a massage and manicure/pedicure. Oh, and pork is being fed to us all day.
— Joel McHale
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