"I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"

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Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing to win a dinner with Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. If you donate more than $10, you get to sit at a different table.

— Jay Leno