Rodney Dangerfield Quotes | My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave denta...

"My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."

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I do like to cook; I'm sort of a mad scientist in the kitchen.

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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

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