Rodney Dangerfield Quotes | Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartende...

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"

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A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

— Ernest Rutherford

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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

— P. J. O'Rourke

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