"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

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And said to myself, as I lit my cigar, "Supposing a man had the wealth of the Czar Of the Russias to boot, for the rest of his days, On the whole do you think he would have much to spare If he married a woman with nothing to wear?

— William Allen Butler