"Paul Newman is not a very good pool player."
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
— Joe Viterelli
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I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
— Kate Smith
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