Russell Howard Quotes | She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your bi...

"She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!"."

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