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"Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first"

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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

— Laurie Notaro

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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

— Lewis Black

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