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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
— Steven Wright
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Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.
— Carol Leifer
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