"I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated."

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Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.

— Jay Leno