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"I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork."

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Artists are tuning forks. Their goal is to create resonance in the audience.

— Bob Lefsetz

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I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

— Larry Wall

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