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— Steven Wright"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
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Hocus was an old cunning attorney. The words of consecration, "Hoc est corpus," were travestied into a nickname for jugglery, as "Hocus-pocus." - John Richard Green, A Short History of the English People, 1874. see Charles Macklin.
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