"I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end."

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Make a list of all the lovers you've ever had. Warren Lasher Ed "Rubberhead" Catapano Charles Deats or Keats Alfonse Tuck it in your pocket. Leave it lying around, conspicuously. Somehow you lose it. Make "mislaid" jokes to yourself. Make another list.

— Lorrie Moore