"I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"

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You ever think about having kids?” “All the time.I´d love to have a houseful. Then one of my nieces or nephews turns Exorsist on me and spews the most discusting things imaginable out both ends — things that make the demon snot feel like a bubble bath. That usually cures me of that stupidity for at least a day or two.” (Sam & Dev)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon