"My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne."

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And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks. Forgive me. I don't mean to get upset. But you are taking my world away from me, piece by little piece, and sometimes it just pisses me off. Sorry.

— Bill Bryson