"And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "He died."

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My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.

— Darynda Jones