"I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that."

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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

— Bill Bailey