"Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed."

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A young lady had only one complaint about her good husband: "My husband always praises me to other people," she said, "Often I hear from friends the wonderful things he has said about me. But I miss something, because he never gets around to saying these some things to me, to my face."

— James Keller