"On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard."

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You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers "too clitty" and use words like "pussy pelmet" but they do. You are so shocked by what they are saying that by the time you have recovered and thought of something to say they have whipped you out of your jeans and eased you into a Lycra cat suit.

— Susannah Constantine