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"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

— Woody Allen

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

— Rodney Dangerfield

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