"The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can."

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I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!

— Bruce Willis