"Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well."

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The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light, They'd rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake 'till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints... So far I've had no complaints.

— Dorothy Parker