"Don't even wait until you've lost a pound. The minute you can push the plate away with food still on it, give yourself a pat on the back."

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But let not those worthy young women, who may think themselves destined to a single life, repine over-much at their lot; since, possibly, if they have had no lovers, or having had one, two, or three, have not found a husband, they have had rather a miss than a loss, as men go.

— Samuel Richardson