"Never apologize on stage. Most people never notice when you make a mistake or if you are having a bad show."

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I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out two earplugs he had worn to bed so he could hear what I was saying.

— Amy Poehler