"I'm super lucky because I come home and I don't have to run errands and clean the house and do all that."

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When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work, and the wife would maybe say I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway. And he would say Fine, whats for dinner?

— Ed O'Neill