W. C. Fields Quotes | My main ambition as a gardener is to water my...

"My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass."

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I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

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