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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."

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The passion to get ahead is sometimes born of the fear lest we be left behind.

— Eric Hoffer

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Music is the only industry where you don't need to know what you're doing to get ahead. Well, that and politics.

— Gene Simmons

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