"Who knows but we may count among our intellectual chickens Like them an Earl of Thackeray and p'raps a Duke of Dickens"

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I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

— Tommy Cooper