"If grade inflation continues, a college bachelor's degree will have just as much credibility as a high school diploma."

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Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

— P. J. O'Rourke