"Every morning, in your first view of the day, you have the choice to say, 'Good morning, God' or 'Good God, morning.'"

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

— Kathy Griffin