"I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food."

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He'd always known that the world was an interesting place, and his imagination had peopled it with pirates and bandits and spies and astronauts and similar. But he'd also had a nagging suspicion that, when you seriously got right down to it, they were all just things in books and didn't properly exist anymore.

— Terry Pratchett