"Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey."

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Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even have tails! Of course people aren't content! ... Now if tigers weren't content, that would be something to wonder about.

— Bill Watterson