"I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable."

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The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.

— Mike Harding