"Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick."
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
— Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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